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canadians stop commenting on posts like you aint fuckin kill ya native population

brits stop commenting on posts like you aint colonize and enslave like 90% of the globe bc this shit is essentially your fault if you wanna be fuckin real

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"If you’re not ready for kids, don’t have sex"


If you’re not ready for a car accident, don’t drive.

i see no issue with either statement

because obviously having sexual intercourse where a sperm and egg…

but what if you are walking and get hit with a car? Would that be considered a car accident too?

what…does that have to do with anything?

I feel like when the first statement is made, there’s an undertone of shame and judgment. I think certain acts like sex or driving has benefits and consequences but some are criticized more than others i.e. sex. Car accidents are unplanned and so are babies, no matter how careful you try to be to prevent those things. So I think that’s why the analogy was made to say there are other acts in which we engage that have benefits and consequences that aren’t nearly as criticized as sex.

understood. the context of the statements is important, as if it’s said in a speech intended to shame or misinform, it’s a problem.

i still think it’s a weak analogy. and that since both driving and sex can be matters of life and death, both should be taken seriously

The main purpose for sex is procreation. The purpose for a car is transportation not an accident. Sex is fun n I love casual sex but its just facts

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